16 April 2013

Transcript. Excerpt. Wishmaster21999.

  Yo, check this out. Check it out. I'm getting it on with my sisterinlaw, right? The next thing I know, the bitch drops a fucking dime on me. Attemptedrape. I got this loser for this fuckingPD, and it's my third fucking hit.
  That's fucked up, man. Check this out, man. I get stopped at a light. They're checking the trunk. I get busted for bogussearch. My lawyer pleabargains threetofive when I should have fucking walked. Punkassmotherfucker should go fuck himself.
  You're absolutely right.
  Fucking loser.
  Who are you talking to, you fucking faggot?
  I'm talking to someone who doesn't belong here.
  I'm going to do you a big favour because you're new and you're ignorant. I'm going to rip the tongue out of your mouth for talking to me.
  And I'm going to do you a favour because you're an Unjustly imprisoned man. Would you like to see your lawyer pay for all the suffering he's put you through years?
  Man, are you tripping?
  Yeah.
  Who the fuck are you?
  I'm the wishmaster. I make wishes come true.
  Oh, yeah? You'd better wish some sense real quick.
  I believe you said you'd like your lawyer to go fuck himself. I can arrange that.
  Man, you ain't playing for real, motherfucker.
  I only play for real.
  What's in it for you?
  Your soul.
  Fuck it, man, make it happen.
  //, let's go, man. Your lawyer is here. He wants to see you.
  Tell your friends.
  Come on. I said, Come on. Get him out of here, man.
  (omitted)
  Hello, Robert. How's it going?
  You tell me.
  Actually, very well. Oh, yeah, have a seat, please. I think I may have some good news for you. Something about your case didn't sit right with me. It was the search. Wasn't handled properly. I did some digging and I uncovered some procedural screwups that are potentially verydamaging to theDA'soffice. I think I can get all the charges against you dropped.
  Back up, man. Back up. You're saying you can get all the charges dropped?
  That's right.
  What are you saying, man, you're saying I can go free?
  That's right, Robert. And of couse, my connextion with thepolicedepartment and theDA'soffice. Ooh. Goddman, what was that?
  Are you OK, man?
  Oh, god. Hoo. We were talking. Ooh.
  Yo, Mr.Far. Guard. Guard. Guard. He's sick, man. He's sick.
  Uh. Ah. Ah.
  What the fuck are you doing, man?
  Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh.
  Yo, what about my case, man? What about my case, man?

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